I think… I am having Facebook Withdrawal Symptoms(FbWS). FbWS is a lot like Caffeine Withdrawal except in FbWS you get the constant itch to go back and reacivate your account. Here are the symptoms:
- Depression. It is so blue in my part of the world.
- Excessive sleepiness. If you have nothing to do… Sleep.
- Lethargy and Muscle aches. Everything aches and that grey one too.
- Loss of appetite. Eating at odd hours and odd manners too.
- Increase in chocolate consumption. I am eating chocolate every wakeful minute. If nothing atleast chocolate chips.
- Blogging block/ Writer’s block/ Crocheter’s block/ Crafter’s block.
- Shopping Mania: The dire need to buy hyper expensive stuff and the tendency to fall to the ground kicking and and screaming if your spouse/significant other/sibling/parent/sane person prevents you in doing so.
- Extreme drop in confidence. Mine is twenty three feet below sea level (Do not ask me what that is!).
- Dissatisfaction with physical appearance and tendency to go extremes in rectifying it. I have had two glycolic acid peels, a few new masks and a drasticly different hair colour (okay… it is somewhat drastically different).
- Tantrum Queen.
- Suffers from Attention Deficit disorder, manic depression, bipolar disorder or/and Obsessive compulsion disorder. (P.S: Well… all these were apparent even while fbing… That is what caused this in the first place!) Last but not the least….
- A tendency to give yourself Information deprivation syndrome.
Come on … sing with me…
I will… I WILL fight it…
I will… I WILL fight it…
Umm.. hmm…
Umm… hmm..
I will, I WILL fight it!
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